One of the weird problems about aphasia is I'm always saying things that I didn't mean to. For instance:
"I will eat my kids."
"I command you" (Said to Neal. Of course, he could say that I said this even before aphasia.)
"How are your kids?" (Said to Mark, my dear cousin who has no kids.)
And of course, "This is my mom," when I'm introducing my dad. He's used to it.
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